I weep bcause I think I hardly ever read anything funnier
Have you ever gotten sad all of the sudden out of nowhere and you stay that way through out the day until you sit down and try to figure out why you’re sad but you can’t even remember?
you know you have hit your lowest point of being low when you start procrastinating your showers
writing adult emails is awful
hi [name of person],
this formatting is making me uncomfortable but I have to tell you something / ask you something that is vital to my career as a student.
I re-read and edited that sentence for an hour, but you’ll probably just glance over it for half a second.
Me getting up in the morning like
Hittin’ the keyboard like
Friends comin’ online like
DID YOu SEE tHE THINGg MY GOD
I don’t understand why people are so quick to defend themselves like if you hurt someone’s feelings you should apologize not justify why you did it
this is too good i just had to post it again
this is literally my favorite thing on the fucking internet. i have never loved something more in my entire life. this video is my soul.
you a bitch
It’s called copula deletion, or zero copula. Many languages and dialects, including Ancient Greek and Russian, delete the copula (the verb to be) when the context is obvious.
So an utterance like “you a bitch” in AAVE is not an example of a misused you, but an example of a sentence that deletes the copular verb (are), which is a perfectly valid thing to do in that dialect, just as deleting an /r/ after a vowel is a perfectly valid thing to do in an upper-class British dialect.
absolutely destroy the idea that you have to be loved romantically and love romantically
destroy the idea that the end goal of life is to get into a romantic relationship/marriage
romantic love isn’t a requirement to live life and it never will be
Been trying something new with my coffee this fall.
It’s September aka Pumpkin Spice season so IM BRINGIN IT BACK. Except it got brought back in like July because ya’ll are nuts.