BFFs get groceries, take weird talking cat for walk
i can’t believe it’s 2014 and there’s still no gay romantic comedy about vin diesel and dwayne johnson falling in love
They raise a gaggle of kids undercover working for a gov’t agency together
i would pay multiple dollars to see vin diesel and dwayne johnson portray a cute affectionate couple
also they meet because vin diesel is a volunteer at the local animal shelter and dwayne johnson is thinking of adopting a kitten BUT THEN ends up with a grumpy, old, one-eyed cat named frackles because vin diesel was like “old cats get no love it’s all kitten this, kitten that, meanwhile old frackles has been here for three years” and dwayne johnson hurriedly over-agrees because omg what a cute guy omg. and then frackles turns out to be this wackadoodle, hard-drinking, peeing-everywhere, womanizing, troublemaker cat who turns dwayne johnson’s life upside-down. vin diesel and dwayne johnson have adventures like bailing frackles out of the drunk tank and trying out every possible brand of kitty litter to see if frackles likes any of them. vin diesel knits custom cat toys for frackles and leaves then on dwayne johnson’s doorstep. the end-of-second-act crisis is dwayne johnson thinking he can’t handle it and trying to surrender frackles to the shelter when he thinks vin diesel isn’t on shift buT THEN vin diesel was covering a shift for a friend who’s auditioning for a role in a local musical production and he’s like YOU’RE GIVING UP ON FRACKLES SO I’M GIVING UP ON YOU and won’t hear any of dwayne johnson’s protestations and takes frackles home himself and they get drunk and talk shit about dwayne johnson until they come back around to how much they like him even though he’s a no-fun grump. when they wake up hungover the next morning, dwayne johnson is at the door with the b-plot lady cat who frackles has been so messed up over. he’s adopted her to make frackles happy and signed up for 3 classes at the shelter for new pet parents and spent all night in his garage hand-crafting cat furniture. cut to: vin diesel and dwayne johnson getting married as frackles and booboo (the b-plot ladycat) cuddle in the front row.
Gabby for president!
ARTICLES DENOUNCING THE SOCIAL INTERNET, CLAIMING IT ERODES OUR IRL RELATIONSHIPS, SEEM TO HAVE FORGOTTEN HOW WE WERE ALL STARVING BEFORE
THEY FORGET HOW LONELY IT WAS, LIKE, ALL THE TIME
I ENJOY MY OWN COMPANY, BUT I’M GLAD YOU’RE ALL HERE. IT’S NICE. EVEN IF I DON’T ALWAYS FEEL LIKE PARTICIPATING ACTIVELY
This scene still breaks my heart each and every single time I watch it.
Azula was a terrible, horrible person. She would have set the world aflame and laughed over the broken carcass of her brother.
But she was fourteen.
She was so ruined and twisted by her childhood and by her nation, driven to insanity by the expectations placed upon her.
Azula was bad and yet I can’t help but feel so terribly sorry for her.
"I don’t have sob stories like all of you."
SHE WAS FUCKING FOURTEEN WHAT
"My own mother….thought I was a monster.
She was right, of course, but it still hurt.”
actually, i think one of the shows strengths is that they didn’t shy away from what a horrible tragedy this was. even though she was clearly a villain and did unspeakably awful things, this scene was still framed as sad. there was no celebrating- they just look at her sadly.
the music for the battle that leads up to this moment is sad too- it’s an epic battle, visually probably one of the biggest things done in the entire series, and they could have played it with thumping, energetic, dangerous music. but instead it’s quiet and somber. because the whole scenario is heartbreaking, and they know it.
i think the fact that a kid’s show had so much respect for it’s viewers and their ability to understand the complexity of this situation is what makes avatar great.
i wish lok respected it’s audience as much as atla did
I hate it when people act like anger invalidates a cause, because when it comes down to it the privileged are the only ones who can afford to remain calm.
so true. i think it is important to be angry. it shows that you care about a certain cause, that you have an opinion/stand on the issue. asking someone to “chill” does not place you on a higher moral ground, as if being detached from issues, taking a neutral standpoint, is ‘better’.
An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures
The show is called ‘All or Nothing’
Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date.
nice legs daisy dukes makes a mango doot doot
NEW DOLL! http://missmonster.myshopify.com/
So i finally got around to seeing Attack the Block and it’s my new favorite monster movie. Of course i had to make one of the alien dolls for myself but i also wanted to make one available for folks to buy!
This doll has light up battery powered teeth and hinged jaws. The light battery pack is hidden inside the back, batteries can be changed easily. Urethane teeth and claws with a soft stuffed faux fur body, non articulated arms and legs. The torso does have an armature.
This doll sits at 15” tall.
As with all of my original dolls, this piece will come with a signed and dated etched wooden tag marking it as one of my one of a kind critters.
This is a piece of artwork intended for adult collectors. It can be played with and cuddled a little but please treat it with care to prevent scuffs. Clean any cast parts with a slightly damp cloth, do not use solvents. Fur can be combed and styled if desired.
I do not take on commissioned work.
Here are a bunch of youths stuck in foods.
i really identify with this
If I’m able to, then perhaps I’ll be closer to portraying a true expression of love.
-Hayao Miyazaki (x)
The US is on a superiority high over Russia and gay rights, and yet.
SIGNAL BOOST THE SHIT OUT OF THIS & SIGN THE DAMN PETITION: http://www.change.org/petitions/gov-sam-brownback-void-your-gay-segregation-law
…. This literally proves you’re a fucking idiot, you fucking idiot.
You’re is a contraction for “you are.” Thusly, YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT.
Every otaku knows that when it comes to food, omurice is one of the surefire ways to get to your waifu’s/husbando’s heart. Haha (๑>ᴗ<๑)
If you’ve ever wondered how to do it, here are the *basic* steps in cooking omurice for your loved ones (or for yourself)! xD
Bigger version here: http://goo.gl/PuJeFy
1. Be sure to keep the flame low, or the omelette will be brown instead of yellow.
2. Use a non-stick cooking pan! ^^
3. You can also try using cooked ham, spam, hotdogs, or seafood instead of chicken!
Art by: littlemisspaintbrush ♥